Sad and HornyTumblr (3.0; @eternal-sailor-bitch)http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://canadumb.tumblr.com/post/16228947285/have-people-in-horror-movies-never-seen-a-horror" target="_blank">canadumb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>have people in horror movies never seen a horror movie</p> </blockquote>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175289718860http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175289718860Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:15:39 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32e8db795f7641470420' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p7rwoizMha1v4qe09_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":30,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p7rwoizMha1v4qe09_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/video_file/t:kCX5jBT26b-xXsolBOxCBg/175289713965/tumblr_p7rwoizMha1v4qe09" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://whatspeaksofter.tumblr.com/post/174327262129/cobaltdays-dankestmemestealer-me-on-my-way-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">whatspeaksofter</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://cobaltdays.tumblr.com/post/173325664963/dankestmemestealer-me-on-my-way-to-eat-your-ass" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cobaltdays</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dankestmemestealer.tumblr.com/post/173312671644/me-on-my-way-to-eat-your-ass" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dankestmemestealer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Me on my way to eat your ass</p></blockquote> <p>Was that caption really necessary </p> </blockquote> <p>IDK, but the music was</p> </blockquote>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175289713965http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175289713965Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:15:27 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/834de9ad2b79071d8e036948512a22b6/tumblr_oawjysBcQ51qzekc4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jibril.tumblr.com/post/148741598274" target="_blank">jibril</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buckynbarnes.tumblr.com/post/148707245866" target="_blank">buckynbarnes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyitsxio.tumblr.com/post/148616704660" target="_blank">heyitsxio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inspirationcocoa.tumblr.com/post/148592658244" target="_blank">inspirationcocoa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sanctuaryforalluniverses.tumblr.com/post/148578121021" target="_blank">sanctuaryforalluniverses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://attackonnaruto.tumblr.com/post/148298231742" target="_blank">attackonnaruto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dosedotcom.tumblr.com/post/147978449906" target="_blank">dosedotcom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>BYEEEEEE</p> </blockquote> <p>Jared Leto: Please tell me this time, are you guys doing anything later??<br/>Margot: No<br/>Margot:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f05ecc3d75488f6caf86535e2247c379/tumblr_inline_ob8i9pQ4md1qirn2d_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ed175441e994be817064ed8e48cdae8/tumblr_inline_p9on0pF4bk1rn626v_540.jpg" class="" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f05ecc3d75488f6caf86535e2247c379/tumblr_inline_ob8i9pQ4md1qirn2d_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Jared: You’ll tell me if you guys are doing anything, right Jai?</p> <p>Jai: We’re not doing anything, honest.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ad3d993024208368f5c965401c4da13d/tumblr_inline_obj03dTSkG1sdfwyk_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54c1257015f3f5c14ee201f13b277249/tumblr_inline_p9on0pTLSV1rn626v_540.jpg" class="" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ad3d993024208368f5c965401c4da13d/tumblr_inline_obj03dTSkG1sdfwyk_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is my favorite thing about the press tour</p> </blockquote> <p>Jared: Yo Joel, you down for a guy’s night out?</p> <p>Joel: Uh, maybe later Jared.</p> <p>Joel: <br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="404" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cae9b3a5eb54816a3d5571e9c7188a5e/tumblr_inline_obki2ihRMd1s1j7i3_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cac8b1fabbb3d89cd1aa35ab0323853f/tumblr_inline_p9on0qx1Fh1rn626v_540.png" class="" data-orig-height="404" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cae9b3a5eb54816a3d5571e9c7188a5e/tumblr_inline_obki2ihRMd1s1j7i3_540.png"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Jared: Guys, please, this is the last time you won’t call me, right?</p> <p>Karen: Yeah ofc haha we’ll call you next time</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="466" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/221f39bd561cc218246dee1bc293171e/tumblr_inline_obnvr9OKSJ1sptpwv_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2f1543400b5750b5af67f598f4e1ba80/tumblr_inline_p9on0qXzx81rn626v_540.png" class="" data-orig-height="466" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/221f39bd561cc218246dee1bc293171e/tumblr_inline_obnvr9OKSJ1sptpwv_540.png"/></figure></blockquote> <p>this post is better than the movie</p> </blockquote>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283510010http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283510010Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:31:00 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e20b619085fc2934885ea81bf2f81e78/tumblr_otbwt74Ncg1wsy689o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0f45f6e20ce8670df43dc194081f5652/tumblr_otbwt74Ncg1wsy689o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283488445http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283488445Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:30:17 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/12d2f038ef8058ffd082f581dd0b8c1e/tumblr_p8ym1b17r01wk1kyno1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7e7464b4df3139753e55b3ccf258ae88/tumblr_p8ym1b17r01wk1kyno2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/70c80ac426595f49dbf12dfced2edc31/tumblr_p8ym1b17r01wk1kyno3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/27f3e1cd93bd1e035adae4d23706ae3b/tumblr_p8ym1b17r01wk1kyno4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://adjaunivalentine.tumblr.com/post/174040746704/my-cute-boy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">adjaunivalentine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>My cute boy</p></blockquote>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283484905http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283484905Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:30:12 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/09ecd67c253cb2f9b98cd2d39311c16f/tumblr_p7h80xtLYP1segbmxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283457120http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283457120Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:29:15 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3d57540e300a308c1e04c9e319a47663/tumblr_p5fakwwd041uwz8exo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283440615http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283440615Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:28:41 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f0b6c59273268f8ee975d682245e6ec3/tumblr_o530wk83WZ1skpwzjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://binches.tumblr.com/post/142271110141/lms-if-u-want-a-relationship-like-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">binches</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>lms if u want a relationship like this(:</p></blockquote>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283385025http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283385025Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:26:48 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc42889fe2c37946fbb8bedbaa50815e/tumblr_p4vohfNylv1vojxp4o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ca5f1526a80addfef604ff62f624bc0d/tumblr_p4vohfNylv1vojxp4o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c59b25be9bafeece63f204a9104b3a28/tumblr_p4vohfNylv1vojxp4o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/65d48ff836460943a980f74934f8e1d0/tumblr_p4vohfNylv1vojxp4o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://livelegatolagrange.tumblr.com/post/171634948163/this-scene-represents-every-straight-gay" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">livelegatolagrange</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This scene represents every straight-gay interaction ever</p></blockquote>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283379840http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283379840Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:26:37 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b911c3657c136527514ba1bbdbd8e64/tumblr_oq7ywyXCPk1qlvk8do1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/50e2010b1b96d98038583adde29f26a4/tumblr_oq7ywyXCPk1qlvk8do2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283370755http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283370755Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:26:18 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a93b57917fadd2ac85f9f043867ffeed/tumblr_parynyNqke1vjh811o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283366100http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283366100Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:26:08 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/39caf355a1464d2fa14655b2bef4401a/tumblr_p43we1TWDR1qfj8o8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://b0yonce.tumblr.com/post/170844779968/happy-v-day-to-all-those-still-looking-for-their" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">b0yonce</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Happy V Day to all those still looking for their Prince Charming 💕💍</p></blockquote>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283360940http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283360940Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:25:58 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/abc33130bc6f89e95576798505e998a5/tumblr_ovea2qiDJ71vkgyt6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://reallytrying.tumblr.com/post/164729513654" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">reallytrying</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy</p></blockquote>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283359175http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283359175Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:25:54 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae40a6223ec8f3d40ee8f61e4cd2700a/tumblr_p9p94139Oq1swo62mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283355400http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283355400Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:25:46 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a7f4614af14bfb7406d458e1f7401ec6/tumblr_p63xh7TIw01tvh80lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://motivationsforlife.tumblr.com/post/172454713573/watching-the-first-snow-by-tambako" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">motivationsforlife</a>:</p> <blockquote><pre>Watching the first snow by <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/tambako/" target="_blank">Tambako</a></pre></blockquote>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283351790http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283351790Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:25:38 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/473ba4b062e14987f9bdbc8e393d7b04/tumblr_p3lnjecROk1v4ga78o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kscotter.tumblr.com/post/174213427829/hilariousgrindr-grindr-is-cheaper-than-therapy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kscotter</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://grindr.ga/post/170473674196/grindr-is-cheaper-than-therapy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">hilariousgrindr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Grindr is cheaper than therapy</p></blockquote> <p>One time a grindr hookup found me an apartment to rent and gave me homemade stew to eat for dinner afterward like ok ty </p> </blockquote>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283347605http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283347605Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:25:30 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32e8db7b336446740870' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='224' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_owojvsL3rd1w5pr9j_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":34,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://68.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_owojvsL3rd1w5pr9j_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/video_file/t:kCX5jBT26b-xXsolBOxCBg/175283342225/tumblr_owojvsL3rd1w5pr9j" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://runwithskizzers.tumblr.com/post/170436340749/skypig357-get-your-ass-on-the-dance-floor-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">runwithskizzers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://skypig357.tumblr.com/post/165766677671/get-your-ass-on-the-dance-floor" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">skypig357</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Get your ass on the dance floor </p></blockquote> <p>this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care<br/></p> </blockquote>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283342225http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283342225Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:25:19 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fb66d22d403b05e41800f22f9c8a8967/tumblr_p8jg7nGdb11u3430so1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/888954026ab10ddce964e2b3b47eaccb/tumblr_p8jg7nGdb11u3430so2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283334360http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283334360Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:25:06 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13c6fce6932a956761376d325035434d/tumblr_oeswknMyec1vnoon8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283329375http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283329375Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:24:56 -0400<p><a href="https://mckayisdefinitelynotmyname.tumblr.com/post/175272371562/me-reblogs-a-post-porn-bots-on-everything" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mckayisdefinitelynotmyname</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://devoidofharmony.tumblr.com/post/175120175470/me-reblogs-a-post-porn-bots-on-everything" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">devoidofharmony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://square.tumblr.com/post/175106388913/me-reblogs-a-post-porn-bots-on-everything" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">square</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dilemmas.tumblr.com/post/175106264645/me-reblogs-a-post-porn-bots-on-everything" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dilemmas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://toddypalmpie.tumblr.com/post/175075865617/me-reblogs-a-post-porn-bots-on-everything" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">toddypalmpie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://vague-humanoid.tumblr.com/post/175075818545/me-reblogs-a-post-porn-bots-on-everything" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">vague-humanoid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://antifamutant.tumblr.com/post/175075632677/me-reblogs-a-post-porn-bots-on-everything" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">antifamutant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://square.tumblr.com/post/175073058423/me-reblogs-a-post-porn-bots-on-everything" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">square</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://degeo-eitux.tumblr.com/post/175004958597/me-reblogs-a-post-porn-bots-on-everything-too" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">degeo-eitux</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://square.tumblr.com/post/174996310593/me-reblogs-a-post-porn-bots" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">square</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Me: *reblogs a post*</p> <p>Porn Bots:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="293" data-orig-width="549"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c04946d3a4bc826f00651513cf0e68dd/tumblr_inline_pai0q7Js8e1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="293" data-orig-width="549"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="651"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eaf3a6cc07489b700b0396d49a3e61f7/tumblr_inline_pai0q6qoqW1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="651"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="121" data-orig-width="577"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf35ce24eaca963e0cba861593e47171/tumblr_inline_pai0q8Fr801ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="121" data-orig-width="577"/></figure></blockquote> <p>ON EVERYTHING TOO</p> </blockquote> <p>Post: “My grandma just died”</p> <p>Bots:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="291" data-orig-width="1337"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/645e120ba039330d7652dc0c0d7290af/tumblr_inline_pametzkgoa1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="291" data-orig-width="1337"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Did anyone notice that the bots actually like… Changed. They now know the site is gay, not hetero at all and hetero nsfw bots are… Dying out completely. </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="283" data-orig-width="245" data-tumblr-attribution="rainhagretchen:4o2oTooXDr7j5P9u42PaCQ:ZWPpml2P4vHoV"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/963ede38cf759110f1eb93a27167811f/tumblr_ouxlf2DpXf1u6n38po1_250.gif" data-orig-height="283" data-orig-width="245"/></figure></blockquote> <p>The B in LGBT stands for Bot</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="293" data-orig-width="1232"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5d97657c21919b4e778f4470d873b2c1/tumblr_inline_paob2gPm0H1ty99rh_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="293" data-orig-width="1232"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="267" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e212945c3bd8edc1c05f5eb4bb5dcb83/tumblr_inline_paob2gUkjo1ty99rh_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="267" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Lmaooo look at the notes..</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="150" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="itsramiaf:y0aVitEEdZSr-5NT-N61TQ:ZgXFEi23i3D7i"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5e301c62f5c021aeb9c84f6c93b07212/tumblr_o4d376MXsz1v5a1mzo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="150" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="480"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f6b858bd7df5fe28614a7ba172fa6bed/tumblr_inline_paobcryBpt1ty99rh_500.gif" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="480"/></figure><p>Porn bots…. Porn bots everywhere.</p> </blockquote> <p>@Staff i’m holding you responsible </p> </blockquote> <p>Tumblr staff:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="250"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/31ab1d141fa9a7d883d0b912956ef462/tumblr_inline_paxoitvMOf1uiop93_500.gif" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote>http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283306395http://eternal-sailor-bitch.tumblr.com/post/175283306395Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:24:08 -0400